Fishing been real, been fun, but not REEL fun!

Been fishing quite a bit on the Nehalem river with friends and the wife. Yup, took the last thing a man should take fishing and wouldn’t you know, she has led me to the two Chinook that I have caught? Shit, the second time was hilarious. She was sitting like usual in the front and keeping conversation lively and interesting when I noticed she kept sitting up-right and stretching. Well, I thought she was merely tired of sitting and waiting for something to happen. Little did I know what was to come, would require the use of 10 hours of prayer and a sacrifice on my boat to rid the vessel of the sacrilegious action from my wife! After watching her struggle with the seat and become persistently more and more uncomfortable, I asked the question…”Dear, is there something wrong?”. Well, she replied that the seat was rubbing her bra strap and making her uncomfortable. As if that wasn’t enough estrogen to sink my masculine boat, she reaches into her sweater, un-tethers her Coast guard Approved Boobies and whips her bra out in front of god and the rest of us fisherman and proclaims “That’s much better!” Then, as if the fishing Karma wasn’t ruined forever, she proceeded to stuff her massive boob sling into MY COOLER!
Oh man, we had some fun! Neither of us could stop laughing! But you know the old rule of never take your wife fishing must only apply if you let your wife fish! She has been out with me three times and I have caught two real nice Chinook With her! Considering she has never really fished before, on land or in a boat, she is awesome on the net! She has no interest to fish, so for now, life is good!
I have added a picture of a stick and a bullhead I caught the other day! Talk about skill! Well, to wrap this up, I must say that fishing on the Nehalem can be very rewarding, if not for the fish, then for the strip tease my wife can put on! You know, its funny, we saw no other boats till she disrobed! Love you honey!

M